Thursday, November 19, 2009

Miley Cyrus SUCKS!!!

U know wat? miley cyrus says she has no interest in twilight!

miley, dun think dat jz bcoz u've once dated nick jonas then u're d greatest! if twilight sucks, then miley cyrus n hannah montana n watsoever dat has smth 2 do wif her sucks a million times more! seriously, do u think dat u're d queen? well, u're not! u're not even pretty! kristen stewart is a million times prettier than u! u're jz jealous dat twilight is a million times more successful than d hannah montana franchise n u!

n miley cyrus is such a hypocrite! in party in the u.s.a, she mentioned dat jay-z's songs comfort her or calm her down or watever. but in reality, she has never actually heard jay-z!

she is such an annoying little bitch! she says dat she doesn't believe in it. well, u're not supposed 2 believe in it n it's not supposed 2 b real, dumb ass! if u don't like it, then jz shut ur ass up! u probably jz wan some attention by saying dat u dun like twilight!

there's a lot of stuff dat i wanna say abt her. but hu cares abt tis dumb, idiotic, moronic, bitchy ass hole hu doesn't like twilight. if d world is going 2 end n we r all migrating 2 mars, make sure dat she is not with us. leave her alone on earth. let her die alone on earth. n we'll all say, "goodbye, miley!" n watch her cry n beg us 2 bring her with us. but no way. we're so not going 2 help her! u're on ur own, miley! haha!

ne way, i'll stop talking abt dis dumb ass. toodles

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Drunk all night

I really wish dat i am drunk coz i am jz so bored dat i wanna feel wat is it like to b drunk.
jz joking =)
i promised myself not 2 take any drink dat contains alcohol. not only 4 my health. but also bcoz it tastes awful. so, no beer n no wine 4 me. well, mayb champagne, coz my parents said dat it tastes kind of sweet n sour or smth like dat. but d definition of champagne in d oxford dictionary is a white sparkling wine from the champagne region of france. champagne is a wine, isn't it? well, i might wanna reconsider whether i'm going 2 drink champagne or not...
it's only d 1st week of holiday n it is alry boring. i can list out wat i did tis whole day rite from d minute i woke up today.
1. pee-d
2. brushed my teeth n washed my face
3. combed my hair
4. drank herbalife
5. watched tv
6. had lunch while watching tv
7. slept 4 a while
8. cleared d rubbish at d place where i put my skul bag
9. bathed
10. watched d result show of so you think you can dance
11. watched tv
12. drank herbalife while watching tv
13. continued watching tv till around 9:45 pm
14. using comp
15. will sleep
i havn't done d 15th activity of d day, so it's a will.
i am so not excited abt going 2 bali. guess wat? we hav 3 rooms. 1 for my parents, 1 for my mom's fren n dat fren's husband n 1 for d children. d children r not only me n my bro. but also my mom's fren's son, hu is my fren too. i am so not going 2 sleep in d same room wif two boys! he's not even handsome or tall n muscular. if he's same age wif me or a few years older than me, handsome, tall n has 6 packs, then i'll only consider sleeping in dat room. but hell no! he's fat n not handsome! btw, he's a scary cat. he is so scared of air crash, volcanic eruption, earthquake n tsunami dat he keeps on begging his mom 2 cancel d trip n persuading her dat bali is boring n there's nth 2 do there. girls, do u wan 2 sleep in d same room wif a fat guy hu is a scary cat? no, rite? neither do i. i talked abt it wif my mom but she didn't seem 2 care. how could she let her 15-yr-old daughter 2 sleep in a room wif dat guy? doesn't she care abt her daughter's future n happiness? tis is so crap! i don't feel like going 2 bali now.
btw, i am going 2 bali on tis saturday, 21 nov n coming back on wednesday, 25 nov.
oh, pls wish me luck 4 d room problem. i seriously dun wanna sleep in d same room wif him.
n d maid had left. swept d floor yesterday. it was hell. if my parents aren't hiring full time or part time maid, i'm going 2 hire d part time maid myself. n i'm serious.
ne way, i bought a new bag on d last last friday. it's my birthday present from mom. mom bought a pair of new 3-inch-heels 4 me. it's gorgeous. n she bought a pair of hot pink shorts 4 me on d last last saturday. i am looking 4 more shorts in black or white. =)
ok, i hav nth 2 blog abt now. so, toodles : )

Friday, November 13, 2009

You're a hot mess and I'm falling for you

OK, to tell d truth, me doesn't feel like blogging almost every day. me only feels like blogging once in a while. mayb, once a week. so, if u read my blog today, come back next week. then, u won't feel disappointed =)

my holiday had jz started today. honestly, me feels boring at home n me rather go 2 school n talk 2 my frens. so, pls dun feel jealous if u weren't given more holidays. u probably hav a lot of fun stuff 2 do during holiday, like, hanging out wif ur frens. but me doesn't hav fun stuff 2 do. every day, me jz play computer, watch tv n sleep. of coz, if me was u, me would probably want more holidays. oh yeah, me might b busy coz d maid is leaving, like, next monday or tuesday. n dat is so crap. not bcoz me needs 2 send her 2 d airport n stuff like dat, but bcoz me nids 2 do hse chores! me nids 2 wash my only-can-be-handwashed-clothes n iron them. crap. n me nids 2 wash d toilet. jeez. crap crap crap.

me has a new enemy. i.e. food. especially bisghetti. me hates food. me hates bisghetti. me feels like puking when me thinks of food. n me thinks dat me HAD bulimia. me did some research. bulimia is not jz eating a lot n make urself puke all d food out. bulimia is also eating a lot of food n take a lot of laxatives 2 make urself shit (they call it "abusing the use of laxatives"), which is wat me was doing since march/april 2009 till abt a fortnight ago. dat was when i ran out of laxatives. taking d laxatives was how me kept my stomach almost flat. since me ran out of stock, my mom asked me 2 take some kind of fibre drink. fyi, my mom has no idea dat me took lots of laxatives in a day. so, she doesn't think dat me had bulimia. er, me thinks dat she doesn't know. me is still obsessed wif shiting all d stuff dat me had eaten but not wif laxatives. it's FIBRE, which tastes better than d laxatives. it has orange flavour. but it must b taken quickly or else it will turn into some yucky jelly kind of stuff. n me drank a lot of water, ate apples. now, me successfully persuaded my mom 2 let me try d herbal life stuff 4 a week. me only nid 2 eat a meal every day. less food, flatter stomach, hav nicer body when me goes 2 bali next saturday, more happiness, less stress, won't hav white hair, less hair falls, won't hav crease, happier again, live longer. mom said me is allowed 2 buy one bikini but me is not sure whether me has d guts 2 weat it or not. n bali has a lot of guai lou (westerners)! yay! ^^

oh yeah, me might or might not post d photos of klcc trip. it all depends on my mood n laziness. anyway, even if me is in a gud mood n less lazy now, me won't post it now, coz me is actually lazy rite now but in a gud mood though. so, me will post it next when me is not lazy N in a gud mood. d mood factor will actually affect d laziness but d laziness won't affect d mood factor. so it depends more on my mood.

me jz chatted wif evelyn via msn. it's been a really long time since we'd ever chatted. we talked abt holiday, hmewrk, mr. ong (fyi, he's leaving), y d maid's leaving, chores, how me is bored 2 death, wat 2 do 2 cure my boredom, true blood (p.s. me likes it), youtube, how me knows d questions of interviewers n d answers of d interviewees by heart (coz they always ask d same questions n d same answers will b given), jbiebs (me watched a lot of his interview sessions, n me practically knows where he's from n how he was discovered. me can tell u if u wan 2. jz tell me if u wan me 2 tell u dat ^^), n then she nids 2 sleep coz she nids 2 wake up early tmr 4 band practice. it was nice chatting wif her n i told her abt jbiebs. me is so going 2 jbiebs' concert if he's having 1 here. me doesn't care how much it will cost coz it certainly won't cost more than flying 2 US 2 c him. flying 2 US would cost WAY lot more than watching him performing live here, in m'sia. flying 2 US would cost a bomb! d last time, me missed avril lavigne's concert N d mtv world stage (me sacrificed my time 4 revision n scraped my brain 4 abt 20 creative reasons jz to get 4 tickets n me actually got dat! me is still keeping dat 4 tickets.) d next time, me won't miss d concerts dat me wanna go! especially avril lavigne's, tokio hotel's n jbiebs'!

abt dat interview stuff, where every one asked d same questions, don't they hav other questions? all they would ask r how were u discovered?, how did u meet each other? (for bands), wat inspired u 2 giv d band tis name?, wat inspired u 2 write tis song?, wat's ur album abt?, wat do u think of [ur co-star (e.g. emma roberts)/d director (e.g. chris weitz)]?, wat does it feel like 2 work with/kiss [ur co-star]?, would u like 2 work wif [ur co-star/d director] again?, wat is d movie abt?, wat is ur character like?, could u describe abt d movie/ur character? n so on. seriously, r dat all they've got? me wonders if d interviewees feel boring answering d same questions over n over again. or do they sigh when they c their schedule coz it's all interview sessions. do they sigh quietly in their hearts when d same questions were being asked again? do they think, again? or not again? or tis question again? or man, i answered tis question, like, a million times alry!, when d same questions were being asked? me really wonders... if me is going 2 b an interviewer, n me gets 2 interview, say, jbiebs, me would ask, "pls answer me truthfully, do u feel boring answering d same questions over n over again n sigh quietly in ur heart when d same questions were being asked?" me is really curious abt it. me wonders wat would he answer me. would he answer, "yes, it is indeed vry boring, answering d same questions over n over again. n i do sigh in my heart when i heard d same questions. it's like, i've answered these questions, like, a million times alry! y dun u jz copy it from somewhere else n pretend dat u had interviewed me?" or would he answer, "no, i dun think it's boring. i think it's fine 4 me 2 answer d same questions over n over again if it makes my fans happy, if it makes them know more abt me." me thinks if he said d 2nd answer, then he's not answering my question truthfully, he's lying. me thinks so. ^^

ne way, me really hopes dat me can ask him dat question. ok, me nids 2 sleep now. gud nite! toodles!

P.S. bisghetti is how children hu suffer from dyslexia say spaghetti ^^

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Listen up, I feel a little drunk

DON'T FREAK OUT! coz i'm NOT really drunk. dat is jz d 1st line of dirty funk, by steve appleton. dat's a nice nice song!
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i helped mom 2 make jelly today. no. yesterday. n it was fun! too bad u missed all d fun! haha! ne way, we made those jellies bcoz we were celebrating my cousin's 21st b'day. as a result, i didn't go shopping! i missed another opportunity 2 go shopping! n i was planning wat 2 do n wat 2 buy! turns out dat we couldn't go shopping! so disappointing! n i finished reading shopaholic & sister! i was supposed 2 buy shopaholic & baby so dat i can read in skul when all those boring programs r on! n now i hav 2 bring dat stupid the vampire diaries 2 skul 2 read! it is super boring. n i even bought d sequel together wif d 1st book! i actually bought it b4 tis yr's CNY. coz dat time i was obssessed with vampire. all thanks 2 d twilight saga. not dat i'm not obssessed wif vampire now. i AM still obssessed with vampire. but still. dat book is super super boring. anyone hu saw dat in d bookshop n wants 2 buy it but havn't, DUN BUY IT. u'll regret.
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so, now, i'm back home, writing dis blog, 4 ur sake. coz if i dun post any new entry, i know u'll b bored. thanks 2 me n my blog, u won't feel boring. haha. ^^ ne way, bro is now playing ps2. n he's playing Tak. n 1 of d character's voice sounds like Kronk. u know? dat side kick of d evil Yzma in The Emperor's New School. u know? dat Disney series. n the main character is Kuzco, d super ego n dumb emperor. get it? still dun get it? go watch Disney channel. dat character in Tak dat sounds like Kronk makes me think of dat. n i realize dat i miss Disney channel. a lot. n Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon. n most of all, MTV. y did my dad would do such a thing 2 me. he canceled these 2 packages bcoz of my bro. y did my bro would do so many things dat will make my dad canceled those channels? n he didn't learn a thing from it. y does my bro have 2 b like dat?
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rite now, i hav dis habit of listening 2 d radio when i am bathing. n today, i did d same. n guess wat? i heard justin bieber's one time playing on d radio! yay! finally it's on d radio! so, if u havn't listen 2 dat song, tune in 2 d radio. chances of hearing it on d radio r quite low now. but chances will b higher when it's later. n i heard one less lonely girl playing on d radio last week. i think it's last week. or mayb jz a few days earlier. or mayb d last few weeks. i'm not sure. but i'm sure it's in october, after pmr.
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quite a long entry. am satisfied n impressed. ^^ so, i'll stop here. ta-ta!